People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
how do people even invent math stuff like who the fuck was sitting around a hundred years ago or whatever and thought to themselves “you know what we need? negative exponents”
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
Or enough money.
because she knows
all of your 5am secretsand your sheets who get to touch
every part of you as you fall asleep
while i keep a close eye on this empty pillow
waiting for your weight to keep it warmbut the sun,
he is luckiest of all.
when you’re half asleep, groggy
and painfully unaware of how
beautiful you look
he kisses your lips with light
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
